Fictional Widget Safety University is exactly what it sounds like: a fictional institution devoted to treating runaway-widget safety with completely disproportionate seriousness.
The project combines vintage collegiate style, workplace-safety culture, engineering humor, and the sort of bureaucratic confidence normally reserved for institutions with committees, subcommittees, and laminated procedures.
FWSU merchandise is designed for safety professionals, engineers, tradespeople, maintenance crews, technicians, coworkers, spouses, and anyone who has ever watched a perfectly ordinary workplace situation become a five-department incident.
Mission
FWSU exists to build a fictional university world around widget safety: students, faculty, inspectors, alumni, field personnel, anxious widgets, runaway widgets, and an expanding cast of characters who clearly require far more supervision than anyone anticipated.
Official tagline: “An absurdly serious accreditation system for runaway widgets.”
Important: Fictional Widget Safety University is fictional. It is not an accredited educational institution, certification body, continuing-education provider, governmental agency, or safety authority. FWSU merchandise and content do not confer real credentials, CE credit, licensure, certification, or professional approval.